Dear Letters to Penthouse: I Never Thought I'd Be Writing You, But...
Professor: Have you heard of this book? It's called "Male Fantasy's."
Student (Under Her Breath): No, but I kind of want to now.
- Overheard by Anonymous, Campanella.
To Be Fair, I Wasn't Able to Figure Out Exactly How Hot This Was Either.
Girl: On a scale of hotness this guy was 200 degrees Celsius. [pause, very seriously:] That's really hot.
- Overheard by Briceratops Rex (no I didn't make that up), Lower.
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