Tuesday, September 25, 2007

We Get Academia Involved.

Dear Letters to Penthouse: I Never Thought I'd Be Writing You, But...

Professor: Have you heard of this book? It's called "Male Fantasy's."
Student (Under Her Breath): No, but I kind of want to now.
- Overheard by Anonymous, Campanella.

To Be Fair, I Wasn't Able to Figure Out Exactly How Hot This Was Either.

Girl: On a scale of hotness this guy was 200 degrees Celsius. [pause, very seriously:] That's really hot.
- Overheard by Briceratops Rex (no I didn't make that up), Lower.

Saturday, September 22, 2007


Another weekend here at Overheard at BC, and that means some more ammusement at the expense of others. Let's get the ball rolling sucka's.

When I look in Websters, this actually appears as the lead definition of the word "unfair."
Girl at the HelloGoodbye show: So my MOM calls me and shes like, "well you are not going to Europe for the weekend."
- Overheard by Ryan, Conte Forum

This kid just got a bucket of Burnsauce tossed all over him. Burnsauce is available at your local green grocers.
Small Asian Kid: No, naturally I'm the most deadly member of this club because I'm Asian!
Girl: Only if you're behind the wheel of a car.
- Overheard by Abigail at an anonymous rehearsal

Friday, September 14, 2007

Now 33% More Addictive!

Activities day came, and boy did the clubs rep hard. There was Phaymus absolutely destroying everyone with your sound system, and the Ski and Snowboard Club inviting the entire freshmen class to their off-campus "info-session" (refreshments will be provided...), and the College Republicans giving the hard sell on the Natty Lite and madras life. Overheard at BC would have had a table too, but supposedly we aren't really a club, so much as a harsh mockery of BC. Guys, we kid because we love ok? No hard feelings? Did you get our fruit basket?

That is a race card, yes, but I'm not sure that's how you play it.
Freshmen 1: Yeah, I fucked up and totally nearly used the N-word in my tryout for Shovelhead...
Freshmen 2: Oh dude! You should have totally played the race card! It would have been funny!

Overheard by Anonymous, Hillside

The cat in question is now an alcoholic and a regular at Mary Ann's.
(2 underage girls are pounding Natty Light in the back of the bus w/ Junior Guy #2...)
Junior Guy #1: How did those girls get our beers?
Junior Guy #2: I gave it to them!
Junior Guy #3: Just because it sounds like a good idea, doesn't mean you should do it..
Junior Guy #1: This is how we ended up adopting a cat!

Overheard by 2 Seats Over, Comm Ave Bus

Saturday, September 8, 2007

We Drop It Like It's Hot So You Don't Have To

While you were all retching up day-old Natty Light and catching VD's, people like Emily were fighting the good fight. Shame on all of you, now let's get it together and start submitting people.

Really, my compliments to the ground crew.

First guy: Senior girls are harder to fuck than freshmen, because they're like, looking for a relationship and shit.
Second guy: Yeah, and the freshmen girls have like, black-lights, and fifty people in a double. It just DOESN'T work!
First guy: Wow, this grass is impeccable!
Second guy: Yeah, it looks so much nicer without all the ugly signs.

-Overheard by Emily in the Dustbowl.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

And Were Back!

Tally Ho, fellow Overhearders!

Hope the summer found you well. I contracted dysentery. It was fun. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say, avoid drinking malarial water. You know, given the chance. In any case, just one to kick off the new year, so let's open up our ears and keep the lolz a rollin'.

This gentleman seems to be getting prostitutes and putting greens mixed.

Kind of Drunk Dude: No, dude, what we need to find are some sluts... some sluts with holes... to put things in... and by "things" I mean our dicks. In their holes... fuck are we going to the Mods yet?

Overheard by Anonymous.