Friday, September 14, 2007

Now 33% More Addictive!

Activities day came, and boy did the clubs rep hard. There was Phaymus absolutely destroying everyone with your sound system, and the Ski and Snowboard Club inviting the entire freshmen class to their off-campus "info-session" (refreshments will be provided...), and the College Republicans giving the hard sell on the Natty Lite and madras life. Overheard at BC would have had a table too, but supposedly we aren't really a club, so much as a harsh mockery of BC. Guys, we kid because we love ok? No hard feelings? Did you get our fruit basket?

That is a race card, yes, but I'm not sure that's how you play it.
Freshmen 1: Yeah, I fucked up and totally nearly used the N-word in my tryout for Shovelhead...
Freshmen 2: Oh dude! You should have totally played the race card! It would have been funny!

Overheard by Anonymous, Hillside

The cat in question is now an alcoholic and a regular at Mary Ann's.
(2 underage girls are pounding Natty Light in the back of the bus w/ Junior Guy #2...)
Junior Guy #1: How did those girls get our beers?
Junior Guy #2: I gave it to them!
Junior Guy #3: Just because it sounds like a good idea, doesn't mean you should do it..
Junior Guy #1: This is how we ended up adopting a cat!

Overheard by 2 Seats Over, Comm Ave Bus

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