Monday, March 19, 2007

Diet Coke! It's the real thing!

Girl: Powerade just doesn't hydrate. I drank like 4 of those yesterday and I was still thirsty.
Her Friend: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Girl: You know what does quench thirst though...? Diet Coke.

Overheard by Nick, Comm Ave Bus.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Did you know that "Muslim" is actually spoken by over 1.4 billion people.

French exchange student, referring to the native language of Senegal: I don't remember the name, what was it...
Other male student, cutting in: It was Muslim.

Overheard by Court, Devlin Hall.

Thursday, March 15, 2007


No, contrary to what you may have thought, we did not relocate to L.A. and begin writing for Best Week Ever. You must be thinking of someone else.

In any case, what happened was absolutely nothing funny was said in the four weeks since we last posted. Nothing. Not even some freshmen regaling the Newton Bus with tales of sexual exploits gone awry. I know, I couldn't believe it either. But Caitlin saves the day this week, so everybody say "Thanks Caitlin..." There we go.


Ladies, this just isn't something you ask a man, ever. It would be like us asking you to stop having periods because, y'know, it's icky.

Guy on Cell Phone: Vasecto-my? Vasecto-you!

Overheard by Caitlin, Edmond's Hall.