A bit of a slow start here at Overheard at BC. I sincerely doubt you all got the gift of eloquence for Christmas this year and stopped saying funny crap folks, so send in stuff. Do I need to remind you about the puppy?
Proceeds would go to the Arrupe trip to Honduras.
guy 1: dude, sometimes i just wish i could go to the top of the crane
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: it would be the best view of this place
guy 2: they should, like, raffle off one bungee jump from the top of the crane
guy 1: that would be awesome
overheard by Lauren, the Quad
This person's mom is actually a twelve year old boy. Funny how biology works sometimes.
Girl: Well, sometimes my mom farts in my face.
Overheard by Nick, McElroy
I mean, this is just commonsense!
Boy to very intoxicated girl: "Look, I'm sorry you're an alcoholic and you keep blacking out, but when I say 'Watch out I'm going to throw a snowball at your face,' it's your responsibility to duck."
Overheard by Kelsey.