Four for this week kids. I'd write more but I'm tired. Even genius needs a rest every now and again.
It's the only way to get your clothes to that all important groin temperature.
Guy: Dude, seriously. Why don't you just grow a pair and stuff them down your pants, like every other guy?
Overheard at McElroy by Catherine
Anything over thirty and you're paying way too much then.
Girl: ...I mean, thirty dollars? I could, like, get drunk and have sex for that!
Overheard by Caitie in front of Hillside
Next week, on Foxy Boxing!
(Two Freshman girls wearing flat suede boots walking from MacElroy to Upper)
Girl 1: I am such a good fighter.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah. I mean, I haven't really gotten in a big fight here yet, but-
Girl 2: Well, you haven't been here long enough. You haven't gotten to know people that well.
Girl 1: Right. But I just need ONE person to do something...
Overheard by Rory
Except for Sundays, obviously.
Guy 1: Yeah, I haven't had it in a while.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Well I gave it up for Lent.
Guy 2: Ohh.
Guy 1: And then of course before that, for the drug test.
- Overheard by Jill in the Dustbowl
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