These kids are deep like a kiddie pool at the community center.

Dude 1: Yeah man, I used to be a non-conformist, but then I just realized that by being a non-conformist, I was just being a conformist.
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like man, trying to be a non-conformist is like trying to be an anarchist.
Dude 1: Yeah man, it's like the only thing you can be is alive... [dramatic pause] or dead...

Overheard by Rita, McElroy stairs.

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Yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing in the afterlife. Asshole.

Guy: The highlight of my day was seeing all those assholes walking around with shit on their faces.

Overheard by Jeff, 90.