Farmers in third world countries are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Bro: "Oh man, they sell Fair Trade coffee here. That is, like, the gayest thing ever."
- Submitted by Court. Overheard in the Chocolate Bar.
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Four out of five nutritionists agree, fried food is a legitimate solution to eating disorders. Particularly of the fried chicken variety.
Guy: (during a discussion of the Rat): "They should have kept the rat. It was the only place you could get fried food and this school already has such a problem with eating disorders."
- Submitted by Nick. Overheard in Ignacio.
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