Woot! More Overheard Things!

Pay close attention because there's several brilliant things taking place in the conversation at once.

Dude 1: ... Yeah there's nothing better than that.
Dude 2: Jacking off would probably be better than that.
Dude 1: ... Yeah, J-ing O.

Overhead by Steve, Walshe 8th Floor

Another update

I like to think this is getting off to a decent start, two updates in the same week?! Come on... does Gawker have that kind of exclusive content? Don't answer that.

I mean, really, just who do the Canadians think they're kidding? Jesus.

Kid: They were all, like, "You know you have to tip, don't you?" But we were just like, "Shut up, you're Canadian."

Submitted by Dave. Overheard on the Newton Bus.

Two for today.

Farmers in third world countries are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

Bro: "Oh man, they sell Fair Trade coffee here. That is, like, the gayest thing ever."

- Submitted by Court. Overheard in the Chocolate Bar.

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Four out of five nutritionists agree, fried food is a legitimate solution to eating disorders. Particularly of the fried chicken variety.

Guy: (during a discussion of the Rat): "They should have kept the rat. It was the only place you could get fried food and this school already has such a problem with eating disorders."

- Submitted by Nick. Overheard in Ignacio.