I slept through a lot of Senior Week, but some observant souls caught some true gems as the school year ended.
Overheard at BC would like to extend a hearty hello to the Brighton SVU squad!
Bro #1: Dude you were pretty fucked up last night.
bro #2: Yeah I know man, I feel kind of bad...I guess I kind of just raped her, I dunno.
Overheard by Kerns, Upper Stairs
... and a hearty hello to the Brighton Vice squad!
Bro #1 (30 pack of busch light under his foot, beer in hand, drunk already): Yo man I was so fucked up on halloween.
Bro #2: Oh god man I know it was crazy.
Bro #1: yeah dude so I went to the bathroom and this girl was passed out in the bath tub, so naturally I pissed all over her!.
bro #2: For real man? Oh shit!
(high five)
Overheard by Kerns, the Comm Ave Bus
Semper Fi soldier, Semper Fi...
Bro-dog #1: You and I are a team.
Bro-dog #2: Was there any doubt?
Bro-dog #1 stops suddenly and grabs the other guy, holding him by the shoulders while looking him directly in the eyes: Go Eagles.
Overheard by Megan, the Mods
See you in September!
Monday, May 28, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
And We're Off
End of the year folks. It's raining as I write this which, while sucking a giant tool, I will still refer to as "strangely appropriate." Even if it isn't appropriate, at all.
We've learned a lot this year; we've learned... well, actually I'm not so sure we've learned anything. Hmm, well, whatever. It's the end of the year, the Busch Light is lukewarm, and the line at Mary Ann's is just starting to go out the door despite the fact that impoverished Sudanese refugees would find the place repugnant.
Just two updates for you today. Keep your eyes peeled though as there may be a super special Senior Week edition here on Monday. We'll be back in September listening in on your conversations and laughing about them here. In the meantime, it's off to summer on my yacht, as I sail from here to the Lesser Antilles to indulge in my favorite whim: jungle fever. Tally Ho!
Dude! With all that pussy your going to need a PussyMobile!
Plaid shorts guy: Dude, I have two words for you: senior week.
Yellow polo shirt guy: Don't even get me started, man.
Plaid shorts guy: I swear to you, I am going to fuck at least seven chicks.
(pause)
Yellow polo shirt guy: Hey ! That's a pussy for every day of the week!
[Hi-five]
Overheard by Megan on the Comm Ave bus.
As opposed to burning it for sport I guess.
Bro 1- Dude, they wouldn't buy my book back!
Bro 2- Aww dude, well I guess you could donate it to the Ethiopians...
Bro 1- Yeah, but even they probably wont want it, it sucks so much
Bro 2- Yeah, they'll probably just burn it....for fuel...
Overheard by Sean in the Book Buy-Back line.
We've learned a lot this year; we've learned... well, actually I'm not so sure we've learned anything. Hmm, well, whatever. It's the end of the year, the Busch Light is lukewarm, and the line at Mary Ann's is just starting to go out the door despite the fact that impoverished Sudanese refugees would find the place repugnant.
Just two updates for you today. Keep your eyes peeled though as there may be a super special Senior Week edition here on Monday. We'll be back in September listening in on your conversations and laughing about them here. In the meantime, it's off to summer on my yacht, as I sail from here to the Lesser Antilles to indulge in my favorite whim: jungle fever. Tally Ho!
Dude! With all that pussy your going to need a PussyMobile!
Plaid shorts guy: Dude, I have two words for you: senior week.
Yellow polo shirt guy: Don't even get me started, man.
Plaid shorts guy: I swear to you, I am going to fuck at least seven chicks.
(pause)
Yellow polo shirt guy: Hey ! That's a pussy for every day of the week!
[Hi-five]
Overheard by Megan on the Comm Ave bus.
As opposed to burning it for sport I guess.
Bro 1- Dude, they wouldn't buy my book back!
Bro 2- Aww dude, well I guess you could donate it to the Ethiopians...
Bro 1- Yeah, but even they probably wont want it, it sucks so much
Bro 2- Yeah, they'll probably just burn it....for fuel...
Overheard by Sean in the Book Buy-Back line.
Friday, May 11, 2007
F)^& You Finals
The quality and quantity of our updates seems to be directly proportional to whether or not exams are happening. Be that as it may, Overheard at BC is still out there fighting the good fight.
You know, the Spice Girls never cluttered up their thinking regarding wannabe's. For them, you just had to get with their friends.
Girl to girlfriends: I mean I want to be, but I'm not a wannabe...
Overheard by Ryan, the Sanctuary of Knowledge (McElroy)
Socrates would be so proud.
Girl 1: Yeah, it just, like, completely compromises the legitimacy of the exam.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: Like, if you're going to test someone on philosophy, you can't test them on facts.
Overheard by Stephanie, Eagles Nest
You know, the Spice Girls never cluttered up their thinking regarding wannabe's. For them, you just had to get with their friends.
Girl to girlfriends: I mean I want to be, but I'm not a wannabe...
Overheard by Ryan, the Sanctuary of Knowledge (McElroy)
Socrates would be so proud.
Girl 1: Yeah, it just, like, completely compromises the legitimacy of the exam.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: Like, if you're going to test someone on philosophy, you can't test them on facts.
Overheard by Stephanie, Eagles Nest
Friday, May 4, 2007
Ffffffriday
So classes are officially done, but the idiocy continues! A big effing update this week, we hope you like it.
Honey, I don't think this is how genetics work.
Young looking white girl to friend: "Although, I've always wanted to date a black man, because I really want a little black baby."
- Overheard by Court in Hillside
She was home-schooled.
Guy: "Yeah so this weekend, he's gonna try to like, go all the way with her."
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "Ya know, take it to home base... Ya know, a home run, see what I'm getting at?"
Girl: "I just don't understand what you're getting at here."
- Overheard by Will in Hillside
Fellatio Disbelief!
Excited Guy: "So she swallows??"
Fellated Guy: "Yeah!!"
Excited Guy: "Without gagging??"
Fellated Guy: "Yeah!"
- Overheard by Will in the Dustbowl
Suddenly ethics strike
Girl walks by, guy attempts to grab her ass but misses and stumbles. Girl is oblivious.
Guy: "Dammit, missed. Shes got a boyfriend though, I can't do that."
- Overheard by Court at Off Campus Party
The second part of this submission is like a tasteless bumper sticker you see and chuckle at.
Girl to her friend: Is there something about me that makes
people want to make fun of me?
Later that night, drunk dude walking by the study lounge: Asians!
Stop studying!
--Overheard by "Doesn't judge because she was also in the study lounge"
Honey, I don't think this is how genetics work.
Young looking white girl to friend: "Although, I've always wanted to date a black man, because I really want a little black baby."
- Overheard by Court in Hillside
She was home-schooled.
Guy: "Yeah so this weekend, he's gonna try to like, go all the way with her."
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "Ya know, take it to home base... Ya know, a home run, see what I'm getting at?"
Girl: "I just don't understand what you're getting at here."
- Overheard by Will in Hillside
Fellatio Disbelief!
Excited Guy: "So she swallows??"
Fellated Guy: "Yeah!!"
Excited Guy: "Without gagging??"
Fellated Guy: "Yeah!"
- Overheard by Will in the Dustbowl
Suddenly ethics strike
Girl walks by, guy attempts to grab her ass but misses and stumbles. Girl is oblivious.
Guy: "Dammit, missed. Shes got a boyfriend though, I can't do that."
- Overheard by Court at Off Campus Party
The second part of this submission is like a tasteless bumper sticker you see and chuckle at.
Girl to her friend: Is there something about me that makes
people want to make fun of me?
Later that night, drunk dude walking by the study lounge: Asians!
Stop studying!
--Overheard by "Doesn't judge because she was also in the study lounge"
Friday, April 27, 2007
Semi-Charmed Kind of Lyfe
So how was the concert guys? Did you rock out hard like 1997? Did you throw your hands in the air when they hit those first monstrous chords for "Losing a Whole Year"? I would have gone to see Third Eye Blind but the paper to which I have been made slave wouldn't let me. Ah well, they lost a good bit of spark after Kevin Cadogan.
Kudos again to BC simultaneous forward looking yet regressive choice for spring concert. Who's next? Dishwalla?
Anyway, here's this weeks update.
- The Ear
Who are these girls? Where do they come from? And why do I not know any of them?
Dorky Dude: "Yeah man, the girls at this school are so horny, that at orientation they should be given a super fan shirt and a double headed dildo!"
Dorkier Dude: "Yeah man! Then at basketball games they can wave the dildos!!!"
Overheard by Ryan in McElroy
I always took Jesus to be an Ann Landers kind of guy.
Girl in bed to my left: Did you listen to anything I said last night ? It was some pretty insightful stuff. I figured you out.
Me: No, I didn't.
Girl on couch to my right: You should have... it was like Jesus coming down and giving some Ask Libby advice.
Overheard by Ryan on a pullout couch (Let's all take a moment to congratulate Ryan on presumably getting some. - The Ear)
Akon ain't gonna be doing much of anything if this gets out.
Pale Midwestern Girl: So are you going to the spring concert tonight?
Loud Latina Girl: No, I don’t know who that shit is. They should have had Akon.
Pale Midwestern Girl: Yeah, Econ would have been better.
(Long Pause, Latina stares open-mouthed at Midwestern)
Loud Latina Girl: Did you just say “Econ?”
Pale Midwestern Girl: Um, no. I said “Akon.”
Loud Latina Girl: Oh. I was about to throw up.
Overheard by Sleepy Freshman Girl in Fulton Hall
Well thank goodness. Will we be taking the Leer jet to Provence this weekend?
Girl 1: Do you see me wearing your dress? I got kicked out of the club tonight.
Girl 2: Oh my god, that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah, but I took the limo back, so there was no drama.
Overheard by Andrew on College Road.
OK that does it for this week folks. Be sure to check in next Friday and be sure to submit!
Kudos again to BC simultaneous forward looking yet regressive choice for spring concert. Who's next? Dishwalla?
Anyway, here's this weeks update.
- The Ear
Who are these girls? Where do they come from? And why do I not know any of them?
Dorky Dude: "Yeah man, the girls at this school are so horny, that at orientation they should be given a super fan shirt and a double headed dildo!"
Dorkier Dude: "Yeah man! Then at basketball games they can wave the dildos!!!"
Overheard by Ryan in McElroy
I always took Jesus to be an Ann Landers kind of guy.
Girl in bed to my left: Did you listen to anything I said last night ? It was some pretty insightful stuff. I figured you out.
Me: No, I didn't.
Girl on couch to my right: You should have... it was like Jesus coming down and giving some Ask Libby advice.
Overheard by Ryan on a pullout couch (Let's all take a moment to congratulate Ryan on presumably getting some. - The Ear)
Akon ain't gonna be doing much of anything if this gets out.
Pale Midwestern Girl: So are you going to the spring concert tonight?
Loud Latina Girl: No, I don’t know who that shit is. They should have had Akon.
Pale Midwestern Girl: Yeah, Econ would have been better.
(Long Pause, Latina stares open-mouthed at Midwestern)
Loud Latina Girl: Did you just say “Econ?”
Pale Midwestern Girl: Um, no. I said “Akon.”
Loud Latina Girl: Oh. I was about to throw up.
Overheard by Sleepy Freshman Girl in Fulton Hall
Well thank goodness. Will we be taking the Leer jet to Provence this weekend?
Girl 1: Do you see me wearing your dress? I got kicked out of the club tonight.
Girl 2: Oh my god, that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah, but I took the limo back, so there was no drama.
Overheard by Andrew on College Road.
OK that does it for this week folks. Be sure to check in next Friday and be sure to submit!
Friday, April 20, 2007
Big Update
A big update today. Thanks to everyone whose become our virtual friend on Facebook (We virtually <3 you!) and who have submitted in the past couple of days. Keep 'em coming!
On a more random note, who is this year's commencement speaker?
I mean, I'm sure he's qualified, but seriously, why don't I give a speech? I have some interesting ideas and parting words for this years class. Ok, I'm rambling.
I mean, Iraq really isn't a war, c'mon...
Girl #1: I don't understand why Liberals have such a problem with "Dub-ya"
Girl #2: Oh, I know. It's not like he's some Hitler or something.
Girl #1: Yeah, they act as if he started some huge war.
Girl #2: Seriously.
- Overheard by Meagan, Hillside
Well, I can still go to Newbury Street, right?
Girl to a group of her friends waiting for her just outside BCPD: So
girlies, I guess I'm like, going to prison.
The emphysema is pretty sweet too.
Two kids smoking on the patio under 90 being much too cool for school:
Guy 1: Dude, everything here sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah. [long, thoughtful pause] Except for smoking.
Overheard by Liz, BCPD & 90.
There's a Biggie track where he addresses this very issue.
Nerdy Freshman boy: I don't think gangsters have causes...
Overheard by J&S, the Quad.
I mean, I'm sure he's qualified, but seriously, why don't I give a speech? I have some interesting ideas and parting words for this years class. Ok, I'm rambling.
I mean, Iraq really isn't a war, c'mon...
Girl #1: I don't understand why Liberals have such a problem with "Dub-ya"
Girl #2: Oh, I know. It's not like he's some Hitler or something.
Girl #1: Yeah, they act as if he started some huge war.
Girl #2: Seriously.
- Overheard by Meagan, Hillside
Well, I can still go to Newbury Street, right?
Girl to a group of her friends waiting for her just outside BCPD: So
girlies, I guess I'm like, going to prison.
The emphysema is pretty sweet too.
Two kids smoking on the patio under 90 being much too cool for school:
Guy 1: Dude, everything here sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah. [long, thoughtful pause] Except for smoking.
Overheard by Liz, BCPD & 90.
There's a Biggie track where he addresses this very issue.
Nerdy Freshman boy: I don't think gangsters have causes...
Overheard by J&S, the Quad.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Updatezzzz
At BC, this is actually a legitimate complaint.
Black Girl on Cellphone: Damn, Shantel. I am tired of all these white people!
Sometimes I have to question whether honesty is always the best policy.
Scrubby Looking Guy Talking on the Phone: Yeah, feel free to call me later, since I'm just going to be sexually frustrated tonight.
Both Overheard by Bryant, Lower.
Black Girl on Cellphone: Damn, Shantel. I am tired of all these white people!
Sometimes I have to question whether honesty is always the best policy.
Scrubby Looking Guy Talking on the Phone: Yeah, feel free to call me later, since I'm just going to be sexually frustrated tonight.
Both Overheard by Bryant, Lower.
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