Woot! More Overheard Things!

Pay close attention because there's several brilliant things taking place in the conversation at once.

Dude 1: ... Yeah there's nothing better than that.
Dude 2: Jacking off would probably be better than that.
Dude 1: ... Yeah, J-ing O.

Overhead by Steve, Walshe 8th Floor

Another update

I like to think this is getting off to a decent start, two updates in the same week?! Come on... does Gawker have that kind of exclusive content? Don't answer that.

I mean, really, just who do the Canadians think they're kidding? Jesus.

Kid: They were all, like, "You know you have to tip, don't you?" But we were just like, "Shut up, you're Canadian."

Submitted by Dave. Overheard on the Newton Bus.

Two for today.

Farmers in third world countries are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

Bro: "Oh man, they sell Fair Trade coffee here. That is, like, the gayest thing ever."

- Submitted by Court. Overheard in the Chocolate Bar.

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Four out of five nutritionists agree, fried food is a legitimate solution to eating disorders. Particularly of the fried chicken variety.

Guy: (during a discussion of the Rat): "They should have kept the rat. It was the only place you could get fried food and this school already has such a problem with eating disorders."

- Submitted by Nick. Overheard in Ignacio.

OMG!!11 THE FIRST POST FOR OVERHEARD AT BC!!!1!

Yes, this is indeed the first post for Overheard at BC, a new blog that is dedicated to showcasing the most unintelligible, random, and hilariously moronic things that come out of people's mouths on The Heights.

Say you've just sat down after waiting 20 minutes for a Boston Beef sandwich at Hillside, followed by another 15 minutes of waiting for a table to open up. You sit down, you roll up your sleeves, and you get ready for what will surely be a delicious blast of beef and semi-stale bread. And then, as if out of nowhere, your ears pick up something that causes you to take pause and consider whether you really do go to college or are just passing through a glorified daycare center.

That's where we come in...

Email us anything you hear at BC (to overheardatbc [at] gmail.com) that you think is worthy of posting. All submissions will remain anonymous, and we will never, ever identify the people whose exchanges we post. That would just be mean.

So it would look something like this:

Person A: Blah, blah, blah.
Person B: Blah, blah, blah.
Person A: Blah, blah, blah, hysterically wrong/inappropriate/funny/stupid/uncouth/politically incorrect comment.

So the next time you hear something that causes you to scoff in disbelief at your fellow student or professor even, don't grin and bear it. Reach for your fifteen seconds of Internet notoriety and send it in. We're always listening.